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The future is now... sort of.
Dastardly Dave: Selling robots to poor people?
Dastardly Dave: Is it the future up in the northern states?
Mad Mortigan: yes
Dastardly Dave: that is awesome.
Dastardly Dave: Are you able to send robots down to the south? Or do they turn into laptops?
Mad Mortigan: they turn into worse
Mad Mortigan: aptiva laptops
Mad Mortigan: from the distant past
Dastardly Dave: oh my god!
Dastardly Dave: those things are like the size of a desktop today.
Mad Mortigan: yep
Dastardly Dave: and have the computering power of a gerbil.
Mad Mortigan: exactly
Dastardly Dave: quite literally. They had a little gerbil in there on a wheel powering the whole thing.
Dastardly Dave: most people didn't know this and thus didn't feed the poor thing. Hence why they were such crap laptops.
