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Great Meatballs of Fire.
As with any typical horrible expenditure of my energy. Work was tedious and nauseating. One mindless consumer after another purchasing mounds of tasteless junk they insist is edible food.
Today would be quite the same except for one minor thing that occurred.THE MEAT CAUGHT ON FIRE!
It doesn’t even really start there. I’m busy, tending to these food zombies. When I look up, and see the blob monsters I call managerial figures are running around.
I think nothing of it, another scuffle with the mindless waste that wander the structure.
Apparently, one of the bunkers that holds the delicious yet horrible meat caused flames to ensue through out itself. And since the intercommunication system is always turned off or set to a low volume. I, among others, were unable to hear the banshee screams for evacuation.
Upon being told by one of slave vendors I work with that the building was being devoured by the cleansing fires. I immediately went into my training.
Yell at people to leave and then run for my own safety. (the latter is not included in the survival manual)Outside, we waited as the correctly trained service men dealt with the ongoing roasting of this hell I call work. And outside waited the festering slime zombies, demanding to return to the building to resume their purchasing of their slop.
One such vermin, slammed its hoof into the ground whilst waving a walking stick around, claiming we set our workplace ablaze just so it couldn’t attain it’s frosted chocolate cake snacks and brainwashing reading materials.
Fortunately for me, I was still on company time, so I sat at a beach a safe distance away from the building, watching everyone huddled near the entrance. Desperately wanting a blast of flames to rush through the doors and singe them all to a golden crisp. A lesson to teach these animals to follow proper procedure while something burns to ash. (except nothing but the low grade meat did.)
So, after the Fire Officers relinquished the building back to us, I immediately rushed off to acquire my lunch break and meddled quietly in the back while the disaster was cleaned up in the front.
Overall, a lovely yet EXTREMELY HORRIBLE AND DISGUSTING day.
